The Dps Tank

  • April 2009 - Posts

    The helm that shall never be.

    Posted Apr 12, 2009 by Meatpieandwow
    Filed in The Dps Tank

    Well after having been raiding with my guild every week for the past couple months, one should assume that I would have aquired a decent level of gear. And in truth, I have, I am, in my mind, 2 peices of swish loot from being as good as it gets...till ulduar, But saph still wont drop my helm /sigh. Heres my armoury link.

    http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Dath%27Remar&;n=Golnan

     Yes, I am ashamed that i am still using the arcane-shielded helm, but hey this gives me a chance to say...Im a chick now Wooooooot. I am the most well geared female dwarf on my realm, or on multiple realms. This is a great chance for me to gloat, but ill leave that till later. All you Dorf gurls out there give me a Booyaa.

    Zomg lul wtf.

    Posted Apr 02, 2009 by Meatpieandwow
    Filed in The Dps Tank

    Come on Ulduar, get your but out here and lets do some real raiding. I like at least the majority of the current WoW community was shocked when we first blitzed through Naxxramas on heroic difficulty, but hey the promise of ulduar being totally swish is just enough temptation to drudge on through the molasses that is naxxramas(wotlk version, not saying pre-bc's classic raid was bad).

    With the patch fast acommin, and the details of the patch being updated quite regulary, Iv decided to give a critical analysis of the key features on the patch that im extreamly excited to see.

    1) Defensive stance damage penalty decreased by 5%(Zomg lul wtf.) - MAOR DAMAGE. I love damage, but I cant help but feel like this is for nought, as every other class is getting a boost in their dps.

    2) Rage generation through parrys/dodges(Zomg lul wtf.) - MAOR RAGE. Bout bloody time, now I wont have a problem farming or having to worry about putting points in talents that decrease ability cost.

    3) Dual spec (Zomg lul wtf.) - NO MAOR GLYPH MARKET. Take that Scribes, try and sell your glyphs now.

    4) Ulduar (Zomg lul wtf.) - NO MAOR NAXX (for those who arnt in welfare blues). If gear isnt a factor in this place im quitting, srsly.

    5) Golnan (Zomg lul HELL YEAH.) - GOLNAN STILL THERE. My character golnan is gonna be all like kizzaaaaah Kizaaaah Woopachang while he carves crap up with tons of rage, more damage, wasting money on dual spec (aiding in making scribes poorer) and owning the loot tables up in Ulduar.

    The patch looks good folks, stop pointing out bugs in the ptr and get it out sooner please :D

    PS : I fully understand that naxx was made to be easy so players who only just hit 80 after Ulduar is on farm wont be stuck there much as the same as guilds not being able to get into SSC and TK.