Nintendo, you need to be stopped. If i wanted to pick up and play a game, i would have done that with every other game i have ever bought. No i prefer to sit there and stare at them. God forbid i actually pick it up and "play it". Also referred to as the casual game.

I swear if one more game comes out that says "Easy to pick up and play" (that dosnt have a tube of arthritis cream with it so people with arthritis can actually like, pick it up.) i am going to explode.

Remember when games used to beat you? When you spent a week trying to beat the god damn level, and then it was all like epic win when you did and you threw the controller across the room and it richochet of the wall and hit the eject button on your console which then proceeded to vomit your game out of the spot where it goes in and your dog grabs it and you find it 2 days latter protruding out of your dogs rectum because it cant actually expell it? ( /breathes)

These things belong on the internet, and they deserve to be free, and the god damn Wii vital watchamacally is retarded. Apparently it helps you sleep. Go die.