Patience might not always be a virtue.
This story was originally posted on
Yahoo.com. This poor chap pre-ordered Duke Nukem-Forever in 2001 (Notice the
old yellowed paper - maybe he's a smoker I don't know), and never received the
game...mainly because they just never made it! Luckily
Game Stop is still in business after all
these years, but it won't be easy to get a refund for an 8 year old purchase.
Here's the original
Yahoo.com story:
Will this gamer ever be collecting the pre-order he placed in 2001?
Answer: probably not. His $10 deposit was placed on Duke Nukem Forever, a
first-person shooter that, after being in continuous development for an
unprecedented 12 years, was suddenly canceled yesterday.
Duke Nukem, a once-iconic blond-haired all-American action hero, with a
fondness for catchphrases like "It's time to kick *** and chew bubblegum, and
I'm all out of gum," was the star of a hit string of games in the 1990s. His
creators, 3D Realms, used him to help pioneer the first-person shooter genre,
paving the way for modern hits like Halo and Call of Duty.
Ten years ago, Duke Nukem Forever was expected to become just as big a hit as
those did. But constant delays -- the game's release date was originally
intended to be in 1998 -- caused it to become something of a running joke,
topping Wired magazine's annual Vaporware Awards list for seven years out of
eight.
Almost unbelievably, the 3D Realms team apparently continued constant work on
the game, releasing occasional teaser-style screenshots and trailers, until the
company abruptly ran out of money and folded yesterday with what we imagine to
be the loss of numerous jobs.
As Guardian games writer Steve Boxer told
the
BBC, "It would have been nice to see another Duke Nukem game, but given they
had more than 12 years it's just incompetence of the highest order...Sadly, Duke
Nukem Forever was the most aptly named title in the history of games. Now, it's
just Duke Nukem Never."
Duke Nukem Forever's publishing rights remain with Take-Two, but it's not yet
clear if the publisher will allocate it to a new team. Given that it's already
been 12 years, they could be forgiven for wanting to forget the whole sorry
saga. We wish "Slash000" the best of luck in getting a refund.