I received my new laptop this morning and after spending hours installing everything that I needed, I installed WoW from five discs and several hours later I'm downloading the third huge patch which is 1.1 GB. This is taking an age on a 2 mbps ADSL connection (ranging from 30 kbps up to 75 kbps with P2P turned off - the download wouldn't start with P2P enabled).
But after the torment is over, I plan to delete all of my old toons and give everything away - yes, even my hard-earned coin - and then I'm going to start with a clean slate. Whoever gets my coin will be a very lucky sod. 
I'll probably side with the Horde this time. I'm not sure which class I'll choose, it's a toss-up between the priest and the shaman classes. I can't even remember which server I used to play on, it's been a good 10 months since I last played.
I guess I'm going to have to wait until morning before I can play. I hope there aren't any more huge patches to download after this one. In the meantime I'm hunting for addons here. If you have any addon-related suggestions, please comment. 
Four hours and counting... 