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Blonde Healing

April 23, 2008 | by decktete | Tags: blonde, female, healing, priest, wow

There she was in STV by the Troll temple. A stunning creature in a Pink Tabard, pink lipstick and with a Blonde ponytail flowing in the afternoon Sun. She was a level 40 Priest casting healing spells as if someone's life depended on it. But still her group mates were falling like Murloc Streamrunners before a lvl 70 mage.

Her group was fighting Naga's and dyign, the running back as fast as they could. She kept pouring on the heals. Alas the battle was a losing one.

Someone in their group, I think it as the tank, asked the Blonde Priest why she was not healing her group. The Blonde tought about it slowly. She was doing a lot of healing but the group was doing badly. Then one of them saw the problem their little Blonde was having.

There was another group very close buy that was at full health, fully buffed and was clearing Naga like explosive sheep on a Rogue.

Seems their Blonde had been healing the wrong group for the past 10 minutes. The group hung their heads in dispair, patted their little Blonde Priest on the head and moved futher down the beach out of range of any other groups.

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DieterRust

4 months, 2 weeks ago

haha classic

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If you have been on Korialstrasz then you might have seen one of our guild recrutiment ads.

/1 <Blonde Incorporated> Yes, we are still those half naked slow walking, table dancing, Swedish Bikini, gold digging, half wit's guild that likes Shiny Things. Join us as we Celebrate 1 Year on WOW. (Blondes Rule, No Droolers; this means you Elf Boy.)

So, Who or What is a Blonde Incorporated toon? And what is up with the Droolers?

The Blondes are an All Blonde Female toon guild on several Servers. We started from 1's over a year ago to make fun of the Horde by having fun on WOW. Yes, we do have a mix of male and female players, but hey, its a fantasy game.

The guild is a teaching and helping guild for Instances and Crafts. We do a little PVP with Twinks, but that gets boring.

We help players learn to play the game and have fun. We gather mats to help with crafting. We drag your butt through instances. We are working on the Old School Instances.

But this Blog is not about that. its about the Life of the Blondes in WoW. How things go on a daily basis in their struggle to be better toons

Oh, the Drooler thing? Well, as I said we are a helping guild. So we do lots of PUGs. Seems like those PUGs attrack Elf Boy Hunters. You know the toons and the players I am referring too. No imaginagtion, no guts. More of the "I need to be a PVP God and be a 70 in 10 days."

Worse for the Blondes is that because we are cute and we attract a lot of attention. (Yes, Pink Tabards, Blonde Hair and cute Faces.) Every Elf Boy Hunter seems to think that we will give the Cyber. Its weird. Here I am fighting and killing demons when the next thing I know some Drooler is asking me to strip and come upstairs with him. Its very strange.

We call them Droolers because when the guild gathers to recruit in Cities we get mobbed. Everyone stops to watch us dance in a line. Then the Elf Boy Hunters start drooling on our tabards. It really makes a mess. Have you ever seen the repair bill for getting Elf drool out of Mageweave? Well, its high, thank God the Guild pays for the repairs.

So, follow us as we travel the world of Azeroth and Outland. Stay tuned for more adventures with the B.I. girls.

Decktete, Guild Mistress, Blonde Incorporated

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