hmmm lets see  ....

#1 wake up at 7am have a bath eat soem breakefast get changed from the the deathrobes ride the mecha-uber-flying hogg and go to ''work'' by 9 am sort out all the paper work that is needed for global destaction and domination ask all the ''CEO'' for the thay idias for the mass murder like finanacial or just brutal or maybe both 

#2 diced before 12:30 (coze its luch break)after the lanch break send the the command for the ''kill'' so ALL goes and killes em no flafin about dien from 5 noobs and stuff like that nooo if they die they r getting sucked (no more raise form the dead for them)

#3 whach it on a big oled tv (in UBER-HD coze i can) ofc evrey one is dead thall-mal-alis-hord daed reize them to gouls and TAX g heavly 

#4 go home have some tea 

#5 get ready for the next day (in case the plan plan fail ill just sen my army to all citys to create masive lag and they all DC HAHAH) coze and tehn ill expand my dominance in other mmorpg bocoze I CAN hahaha

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#1) Purchase a Mechano-Hog. Seriously, I don't know why I don't have one of these already.

#2) Earn all of the Achievements. I mean all of them. Right down to hugging all of critters of Azeroth. The PvP achievements? Easy money. I mean, who doesn't want to be on an Arena team with the Lich King? Can you say 2500 Arena Rating?

#3) Take a tip from the Super Villains play book by using my ridiculous unstoppable powers without hesitation against my foes. No, too easy and boring. Gank newbies in the starting zones. Much better. Take that, level 5 Hunter!

#4) Continue to monologue ominously at would be heroes while developing an overly complex, "fool-proof" method for conquering all before me. Invariably I would include an impregnable fortress and a host of overconfident lackeys that when defeated, reveal my secret plan. Once the heroes confront me, I will tell them (in lengthy detail) my plans of world domination, as well as a way to foil them, because it is "too late". Genius.

#5) If said above plan fails, I can always change my name to Dr. Claw, obtain a pet cat, and pursue some Inspector named "Gadget". I'll get you next time, Gadget....next time...

Well, first I would throw a party. That doesn't sound all that exciting, but did I mention the party is in STORMWIND AND ORGRIMMAR AT THE SAME TIME?!! And you only get in if you're on WAR BEARS!! Because war bears are COOL and ANGRY!! GRRR. (No Gnomes!!!)

Secondly. I'd abolish first aid and healing, because those are GIRLY THINGS!!! I'm Arthas!! I SOLD MY MERCS OUT FOR BURNING DOWN MY OWN SHIPS!!! I'm too cool for healing!! I'M THE LICH KING!!! I NEED NO HEALING!!! I'M TOO STRONG ALREADY!! GRRRRR!!!! (Healing is for Gnomes anyway.)

Next, I would KILL ALL THE MURLOCS!!! "Even the babies?!!" I hear you cry!! ESPECIALLY THE BABIES!! Babies are cute and happy!! THE LICH KING DOESN'T DO CUTE!!! Cute is for freaking gnomes and I'M NOT A GNOME!!! GRRRR RAWR!!!! (Stupid Gnomes!!!!)

After all that, I'd DESTROY OUTLANDS!!! I'm sick of that stupid gate, and I'm sick of how purple Netherstorm is!!! Everyone knows BLUE BEATS PURPLE!!! Thats why the Consortium are BIG PURPAL SPECTRAL MUMMIES!!! If they came to Azeroth MY COOL BLUENESS WOULD KILL THEM ALL!!!!!! And it will when I BLOW THEM ALL UP!!!! BOOM!!!1 KABLAM!!! (Where are all the blue Gnomes? THATS A RETORICAL QUESTION!! NO GNOMES!!!)

And finally, after all the parties, murder and death, I'd go to Naxxramas and TAKE MR. BIGGLESWORTH!!! I'd have him as my own because Kel'Thuzad is A BIG GIRLY GIRL and UNDESERVING OF A CAT THIS EPIC!!!! (Where's the Gnome's epic cat? Thats right, THEY DON'T HAVE ONE!! Thats what they get for hiding out with the Troggs in the third war!!!)

Or maybe I'll just go get wasted instead.......wait.......someone took all my beer!!

DAMN YOU GNOMES!!!!!

First and formost, I would review all that has transpired on Azeroth and the Outland while I was busy rebuilding and fortifying the Ice Crown. I'd take special note of how the various races of Azeroth have dealth with the threats of the world, namely Kael'thas, Illidan, and Kil'Jaeden. Learning from their mistakes, and using elementary math to figure out that it is easier to deal with 1 army than 2 or 3, I would devise a plan that would pit the various forces of Azeroth against eachother.

Second, with the Alliance fighting the Horde, the Death Knights fighting eachother, Dalaran trying to keep the peace, and the Dragons busy playing amongst themselves, I would open the gates of Uldar and coax the unmentionable evils out of their slumber to reak havok on Azeroth. This would create yet another distraction for the various forces plotting to Kill me.

Third, I would take a little trip to the Sunwell and raise Kael'thas from the dead and make him a general in my army. His will bent to mine, I would advance my army and make two attacks. A large force to assult the weakest of the Alliance Forces, the Exodar, and kill any last survivors from the crash. And an assult on the weakest of the Horde forces at Thunderbluff by destroying their elevators and using Frost Wyrms to destroy everything trapped on top of thier mountains.

Fourth I would carry out my plans for World Wide domination by raising all the dead as my armies kill and destroy. The war would proceed to take out Darnassus, and converge on Orgrimmar where Thrall would go down easily. Then it would travel overseas and eliminate Stormwind, Ironforge, and Silvermoon Cities.

Fifth, the Undercity would fall and I would finally be able to carry out my life long dream since taking up Frostmourne; to dance upon my Father's Grave every thursday when it's Kariokee night.

Number One: As my first act, I would communicate to Kel'Thuzad. Command him to bring my four Death Knights, Patchwerk, himself, and Sapphiron to my Citadel. This way he can actually do what he's supposed to do, and that is to bring forth more aide to my defenses. Sapphiron will join the ex-Mate of Malygos, Sindragosa, so that these unworthy fools will have to face the might of the most powerful Dragons in my army. My four most trusted Death Knights will be the first thing these fools will encounter along with the Abomination Patchwerk.

Number Two: Once these gnats have been properly dealt with, I will spread my influence farther. I will use the aide of Kel'Thuzad, and in our combined powers, enslave the Warchief Thrall, by resurrecting Grom Hellscream as one of my own personal champions. The sight of his risen comrade will more than likely make the Warchief crumble long enough for me and the Lich to overcome his defenses, and allow us to use the two most powerful orcs to corrupt the entire force of the Horde.

Number Three: Once the forces of the Horde have been swayed under my Will, their bodies becoming nothing more than my undead servants, just like the Death Knights of Ebon Hold before the Light swayed them. This is when I will bring all of my servants into my Citadel, and cease activity for several years, allowing my minions and Champions to grow stronger, more powerful, while making the rest of the world think I have been destroyed through the words of the Warchief.

Number Four: Once this has been done, my armies will be sent through hidden channels, back to the land of the living, where the Warchief will slay Jaina, Grom will aide him in slaying the dwarf king Magni Bronzebeard. The next to follow will be Human's King. Varian Wrynn, but I will be present this time. I will make sure to see his fear as he lay dying and I give him the choice only few have personally received. Die, slowly, painfully, or be resurrected into a powerful Knight, one that none shall rival, and if should chose to die, I will simply make him into my Death Knight puppet, my plaything, while I make him murder his own family, and his people. I will also come for the demon lords hiding away in that miserable island above the Blood Elves.

Number Five: Once I have controlled the lands, I will attack the Night Elves, steal from them their magics, and their souls. But they will not be last, because I will go after my only nemesis, Illidan Stormrage. I will massacre him and his followers take their souls into Frostmourne, and then use the massive army I've collected now of Death Knights, ghouls, abominations, and my Lich servants to find the Naaru, and either attempt to destroy them, or enslave them. A challenge that is worthy of someone of my power by this point. Pure light, will meet pure darkness! The ultimate finality will be nigh.

Dear Ms. Golden,

I write to you to express my distaste in your book’s insistence on making me out to be some kind of bloodthirsty monster.  The bulk what you write about me are rumors spun by the media’s attempt to make a few gold by printing my name mixed in with a bunch of poison.  I would like to set the record straight as to what occurred upon my becoming the Lich King.

The famous Plate & Armor Merchant of Dalaran, Griselda Hunderland, sent me her entire Conquest collection to wear (before it even became available to the public), because she knows if I’m seen in the pubs with her gear equipped, everyone else will want what I have, and her business will flourish.  It was, however, reported that I stormed the city with a legion of undead and pillaged and murdered to get what I wanted.  This is simply not true.

I suppose I cannot complain too much, because the more you run my name down, the more my price goes up (I have to give props to Brad Paisley for that excellent line, I couldn’t have said it better myself.  Stop laughing, the Lich King is proud to listen to country music!!)  I have several invitations for interviews, and I believe it’s ok to tell you that you will soon see me on the Late Show with Lavid Detterman.  I’d like to take this time to reassure my many subjects who question whether I should be leaving my throne to appear on such a frivolous show by saying that I only have their best interests at heart.

My friend Prince Kael’thas Sunstrider, sent me a very special congratulatory gift after my coronation: the Ashes of Al’ar.  Everyone knows it’s the most pimp mount in all of Outland and Azeroth (and no amount of gold can purchase it), so I’m very proud to say I own such a magnificent ride.  The report that we raided Tempest Keep, killed the Prince and jacked the loot is appalling.

Being the Lich King definitely has had its perks.  The super hot socialite, Haris Pilton, sent me her “Gigantique” bag (you may think it a little overpriced and antiquated, but there’s an achievement!)  We became friends, and before I knew it she was giving me advice on my new found celebrity (it was actually her idea that I do the Detterman show).  Last night she told me she thought my mount was epic and wanted to take a ride, but I digress...

I’m not unlike any other famous person… acquiring the finest threads, the fastest rides, and the hottest women while rubbing elbows with A-List celebrities, but I must ask that you stop telling people that I come by these things dishonestly.  Quite frankly, I’m tired of hiring new body guards to keep the angry mobs from constantly invading my home.  If you insist on continuing to print these ridiculous stories about me, you’ll hear from my lawyer, Connie Jochran (don’t forget I have a special talent for raising the dead).

Regards,

Lich King Arthas

Well given if I had just become the Lich King in Northrend and raised a legion of undead. My first priority to ensure my survival is to establish a strong line of chains of command. Its obvious that my lackies here and there have been failing me miserably with Naxx. being raided so many times so I think I'll rework the internal affairs first. Since I've had apparently stationed many numerous outposts around northrend, another thing I would do is establishing a strong communications line between my minions around so instead of me telepathically controlling and telling each and every individuals (which could be a headache) I would rather have my minions take initiative and get your allies' back if they're being swarmed by hordes/alliances alike. Since my minions can actually die (although I do not understand as to how you can kill something that is already dead), it would be best for me to secure as much graveyards I can around the world of Azeroth; thus not only will I limit the number of heros that will return to oppose me but I will also be replenishing my forces. Another issue is the Death Knights. Given if I could muster enough forces my primary interest is Darion Morgaine. If I can recapture him along with the Ebon Hold entirety, I could issue a false order under his name to recall all the death knights back for an emergency assembly. Unware to the death knights my forces will lay hidden outside around the floating fortress. I will then warp each and everyone of their minds once again under my rule; none shall escape. Once they are under my control again I will relocate them back to Northrend since the Ashbringer is powerful enough to break them from my spell, I wouldn't want that to happen again. The final thing I would do is take the offense. I'll charge the anubs' spiders to all construct an underground labyrinth all around Azeroth. These tunnels would all interconnect and especially passes underneath all the major cities known. While that is happening I'll have my acolytes infiltrate Dalaran. When the time is right, I'll send all my ground forces into labyrinth and emerge into the hearts of all the enemies' major cities when its dark and at the same time my acolytes will cause diversions around the city of Dalaran only to hid the fact that they are there to sabotage the floating mechanisms that keeps the city afloat. Rather sending in all my air units and try to take it by force, I'll wait till the city plunges to the ground when my acolytes have succeeded in their missions and then send my air units to finish off any survivors on the ground. Both allies and horde alike would be scattered all across from the simultaneous attacks made during the cover of night. It'll be a long while before they can reorganize and plot against me by then. I estimate that given if these attacks are successful to some degree, the death counts in the end will benefit me when I raise new fresh soldiers of the damned.

1. The first thing I would do would be quite simple, since so many heroes have killed so many different great villans, I would either send a Necromancer or myself to ressurect the fallen enemies of Azeroth's past. Imagine an undead Illlidan with his Warglaives now glowing with white and blue flames, Kale'thas back from the dead...again, only this time no goofy jewel sticking out of his chest. My great citadel would be guuared by the now undead Onyxia and Nefarian. Hell while I'm at it, lets go ahead and ressurect old Malygos and Saratharion while we're at it. With these and many other villanious lord of evil (dare I say....Hogger?) serving me, victory would be all but assured.

2. I have multiple factions fighting against me ,the Alliance, Horde, Kirin Tor, Argent Crusade, etc., etc., So how would I deal with assualts on so many fronts? Simple, the enemy of my enemy becomes my ally. Find an odd way to turn the Horde against the Kirin Tor, or the Alliance and the Argent Crusade. When the smoke clears, I might not have gained any willing allies, but that won't stop me from filling my ranks with new (and less lilky to turn rouge) Death Knites and other random Scourage. Then with their forces weakened tremendiously, victory is all but assured.

3. Spread propoganda across Azeroth! Well after Darion took all my Death Knights away, I needed a new way to bolseter my forces. So I create poster with me pointing at the person, and at the bottom saying "Join Me.....or Die!", and another with my head staring at the sky in a pallet of blue, white, and black, and at the bottem it just says "Submit". These would show that I'm just a simple Lich King, wanting simple thing....ok so world domination isn't really simple.

4. Notice how all of my minions are tall? Sure some of my former Death Knites were Gnomes, but take a look at my army now. Nothing says fierce like somthing taller than 2ft! That's why I'll continue to use my my "No Gnomes Allowed" policy. I am also considering augmenting it to include Dwarfes as well, but I'm not sure yet. All former Gnome and Dwarf minions, will be launched from a cannon, or punted whichever is more useful or funnier.

5. Fire Baron Rivendare, sure the Baron is a very devout Knight who has served me for many years. He stayed loyal after being killed and beheaded in Stratholme, and after ressurecting him he stayed ture to the cause after being killed in Naxaramaa after his promotion to leader of The four Horsemen. Now the reason for his firing is simple, he dosen't drop the mount enough. I mean look at it, I'm the freaking Lich King and I want that thing! A 1% drop rate my frozen butt!

1. First off, I'd buy a space heater. I mean, seriously, have you ever LOOKED at my frozen throne? Why do you think I don't get out much? Ever think, maybe, I'm frozen TO it? Let's see how the Lich King rules without a numb hiney!

2. Infiltrate all my enemies' cities with fleshy undead. When election time comes around, have all my fleshy undead vote for Barak Obama. That's right, if even one of those nations votes him in, they'll all be financially ruined, causing a worldwide economic collapse. Nothing beats seeing the value of your enemy's plat depreciate faster than you can say Pauper nation. Plus, it will completely render their treasuries bankrupt, allowing them little funds to war against me.

3. As a personal favor to a dear, old, dwarven friend of mine, I would send assassins into Irongforge en masse. I would, however, not have a single dwarf killed. The purpose of this devious and demoralizing attack would be to shave every single dwarf's beard off in one night. Afterall, if the assassins could get their knifes to the dwarves' necks, they certainly could take a wee bit off their sleepy chins, too.

4. I've really been thinking now that it's about time I finished my book. I've titled it "My Life" with the subtitle that reads "10 Easy Steps to World Domination." It covers everything from accidentally finding an awesome sword to stabbing your friends in their backs, turning on your own country and my personal favorite chapter, "Releasing Zombie-Creating Chemical Agents Into Suburbia, Now with Extra Dead." The book was supposed to come out with the expansion, but, you know how publishers can be.

5. Lastly, but most certainly not least, may I introduce to the World(of Warcraft) my new, signature sport: Dragon Bungee-Jumping. I mean, even if you get bored, you can always add other elements to make it fun again. Fire, Ice, Acid, etc. Imagine the suprised look on your enemies face when they see you plummet out of the air, screaming "Wheeee!" and soaring back up into the sky. They'll be SO jealous.

 Simply being the Lich King would mean holding the very world of Azeroth in an insidious choke hold. None could ever hope to challenge my phenomenal power! Nonetheless, resting my bum on an icy throne and looking menacing all day isn't going to take over the world and it gets very tiresome and boring after some time. Then again, why bother doing anything if I have thousands of mindless undead minions at my disposal.

 Firstly, I would construct the most convoluted instance imaginable and reside inside its secure walls. With inner looping paths that lead to nowhere and fun house mirrors made of ice scattered throughout, even the most hardened adventurer would lose his mind inside this labyrinth. I would have countless Murlocs patrol its icy corridors to ensure that any who dare wander through the front door will be annoyed to death by the ever haunting "MAGURGLE"!  If you dare to venture inside its frozen walls then the only way you will escape its chilling grasp is inside a body bag.

 My second act as the Lich King would be to stop hiring Death Knights. I swear every one of them quits and joins up with the Alliance or Horde because I don't offer dental insurance. Since when do Death Knights need dental coverage!? They're freaking undead and their teeth are rotten anyway! They say it prevents them from getting the ladies. You'd think the fact that most of them look like Count Chocula and keep a bunch of brainless zombies as company has something more to do with it. I go through all the trouble of forging countless Rune Blades, then infect each and every one of them with Vitiligo and that's the thanks I get!? Those walking Albinos are a liability.

 Thirdly, if I were to take over the world I would require a powerful army. Those pitiful zombies and spiders are only capable of feeding the Alliance and Horde, enabling them get to level 80 even quicker. I would once again do away with each and every one of them, just like I did with all those worthless Death Knights. In their place, I would hire one thousand Chinese gold farmers. Within days the entire economy of Azeroth will be mine! I will begin flooding banks and auction houses with this new found fortune until gold is worth next to nothing thanks to inflation. Let's see them buy their Tier 8 gear and Glyphs when they cost 15,000,000 in gold.

 For my fourth act of terror, I would create a creature so terrible and vile that simply starring at it would slow your performance rate down to 1 frame per second! This creature shall be twice as ugly as a Tauren Druid's cat form and twice as boring to fight as a Paladin. Its enormous amount of health and ability to fully heal itself will cause even the most seasoned "poop-socker" to simply give up and go to bed.

 For my fifth and final act of dismay, I shall craft an incredibly long and convoluted survey that every player is required to complete before canceling their monthly subscription. Like pouring salt into a gaping wound, players will be forced to suffer long after they've made the decision to surrender themselves to my icy will. This will be the final nail in the coffin that will seal the fate of Azeroth. I will take a sip from a cup of hot chocolate and laugh from the comfort of The Frozen throne as I watch the pitiful fools cry on the WoW forums, hoping that their blue saviors will resolve all their problems. Little do they know, that their saviors have been my agents of evil ever since I took up this icy throne, always diligent in creating class imbalances and annoying bugs.

1) I would start raiding every starting zone in azeroth.

    From  durotar green and blue skinned freaks to those little noooobish gnomes, they deserve to be eaten alive by my hungry hungry ghouls and zombies while they are still lvl 1.

2) I would resurrect Uther as an undead and pwn him again and again and again............ ,just to affect enemy moral

    Hearing the screams of a dying hero isn't fun if the hero is the only hope of survival, it is duller if you are dying at the same time muahahahahaha.

3) I would fake a lich king un-fusion thing and kill then kill king Varian Wrynn when they allow me in stormwind (the same goes to thrall)

   Then I would apply the same as with lord Uther, I can even kill them and make a big undead with them all, then I would make them all dance at the same time......

4) A new plague can be useful

   But this time it will be different, it will make them go to an undead controlled zone, hand over their money and equipment and then kill their allies.

5) Finally I can summon Chuck Norris and ask him for a karate-asskicking-thing lesson, just to improve my kickass-ness with my kickas-sword

   Just in case a OP paladin wnats to kick my ass with their super indestructible bubble and their hearthstone of doom

And to ensure my survival i would use an xyz hack to get myself to a unreachable place and get in sthealth with 100 clones doing the same!

BTW Arthas RULEZ!

1) The first thing I would do is send my very best infiltrators to gain the trust of the leaders of each city and start influencing their decisions. Have them second guessing themselves and starting quarrels, allegations, accusations. Sow the seeds of distrust and apathy.

2) Second, I would have my minons reanimate the greatest forces on Azeroth. Kael'thas as a death knight, Vashj as a banshee. Every great mind who dared to threaten the "sanctity" of the mortal races, I would bring to my cause.

3) Third, I would send a small covert group to steal away Anduin Wynn. My loyal Cult of the Damned followers would take the young prince, wear him down, brainwash him and groom him to become the second greatest death knight the Scourge had ever seen. When he was ready, the world would curse the day his mother ever gave him life. The turning of the young prince would send King Wynn into despair and madness and steal the will of the Stormwind humans.

4) Fourth, I would take many reanimators down to Dragonblight and reanimate every drake and dragon that perished around Alexstrasza's grand temple. Their pitiful battles would swell my ranks and add to my massive wyrm army. I would plague and reanimate the Magnataur ... stupid brutes, but strong and easy to command.

5) Lastly, I would take my armies to the Eastern Kingdoms and send a legion through the dark portal to attack the demons there. Once the demons were shown who had the upper hand, I would close off the portal once more. With the demonic threat repressed, my vast Scourge army would sweep across the lands of Azeroth like locusts against a field of grain. Every living thing would fall and join my army. All life would end, and glorious undeath would be the price of their defiance.

1) Firstly I would march on the blood elfs and convince them to join the ranks of the death knights including Kael'Thalas, then we would march to the Sunwell and fart in it to corrupt it to power the death knight armies.

2) Second, I would infiltrate the Alliance and Horde cities and convince there leaders to turn on eachother, spreading war through the lands and creating more souls for me to turn into death knights.

3) Third, I would resurect Chuck Norris and use him to kill the remainder of Aliance and Horde on Northrend.

4) Fourth, I would send Chuck Norris and my best warriors to overthrow Illidan, turn his slaves into death knights and take over Outland.

5) Finally using Chuck Norris' undefetable powers I would rip open this dimension and call forth millions of undead to assit me, we would then destroy all living being and rule Azeroth once and for all! I would be the Lord of Azeroth and Chuck Norris would be The guy who has no chin under his beard, only another fist guy.

Firstly id kill the ash bringer and give it to colonel sanders and order him to tell me his secret 11 herbs and spices or he can gurantee ill make a ghoul out of him.Secoundly id mount saphiron fly to ogrimar eat those jerks who think there cool that block the mail boxes and then do it my self / yelling beat this boys.Thirdly is creat a fuel that the mech hog uses that creates that much greenhouse gass that causes all the ice in northrend to melt causing devastating floods throughout azeroth.Fourth thing id do is give leeroy jenkins special powers so he actually kills the whelps and all thos fake techno remixers never exist but leeroy is not loved but feared as the greatest paladin to ever live.Last of all i'd give thrall and gina a little storie about the birds and the bees and let them know that the birds dont go with the bees. 

The things I would do if I were the Lich King... hmm...

I would probably mount the head of every capitol city's leader on the entrance to the cities, for -all- to see how weak they really are.

Then I would kill as many people as I could in each city, with every death is another soldier. Eventualy I would pupulate every city with the Scourge and hold them all as large Forward bases, backed by giant, fleshy obominations and overly racy Nerubian Woman.

Side note; I would have to choose wisely about Thunder Bluff, I am too fond of Tuaren women to kill them all...

The Alliance would have to be the first side I would annihalate, and after I have the "New Alliance" I would bash my endless armies against the cities of the Horde, seeing as the Horde would be harder to take, noting they are better at just about everything compared to the Alliance. Then I would deal with the medlesome Ebon Blade and Argent Crusade. I would wait for an attack on my Stronghold then close the gates behind their tiny warband. With no were to run, and no place to hide, they would fall and die, one by one, watching as their friends turned over to my side in death.

After I have my Capitols, this means any remaining heroes would have no large bastion to hide in, no real homes anymore. The outer towns would fall under a wave of rotting, fighting corpses and the Heroes, Dis-banded and beaten, would find some tiny place to hold out and try to gather a resistance. And I would make a promise to one of their friends to make him my Death Knight champion so he could give up their position. After said position is given up, I would send my armies along with myself to head in and decimate their meager attempts to thwart my amazingness. And my new Death Knight friend would be sent on kind of SS terminator missions to whipe out any last heroes alive.... Then I would kill him to avoid the return of the Ebon Blade.

The world would be mine and fit to rule as the Undead legions now prepare for the ultimate test. The Burning Legion.

That is what I would do as the Lich King.

1. First of all, i would abuse the new glitches of patch 3.1. and the new instance bosses resets. Id ninja every single player, so they would destroy ever single guild, whille they are all alone, id send some mad fans to the blizzard HQ, and slow down the blizzard police, and steal their famous BAN HAMMER. I would also whrite a script to my self, so that i could use Titan grips. 1 for my Frostmourne, 2 for BAN HAMMER. I would go out of my throne, to dalanar, and finally after so many god damn years, go on a solid beer.

2. After i would drink couple of them, i would hire some hores, but sadly, no 1 would like me since i am undead, and my armor is frozen on my skin, i would piss off, and go to stormwind since, they made me this. Id be killing people a bit, just cause death knights betrayed me :S So much for blizzard loyalty. Well id be bored by killing couple of billion humans, let some of them live to tell my story and go to harbor, and jump in water. Why? Cause i am so cold all the oceans would froze, and there would be 1 more, that Economy Crysis, cause no fishes.

3. I would go to Thunder Bluff, to get some nice beef out of juicy taurens, and some nice carpets. Also visit Undead, and make them alive, thats whorse thing they could get. And since i would be near to IF id visit crazy gnomes steal their HI-TECH, and trow nukes on Blood Elfs, they are fake race, also Dranei. Since my last traveling place are wierd standing orcs, id go visit them and give them winter, poor bastards live in hot area. 8( Well and go for a nice basketball match at Dalanar, elfs so damn tall, they dont even have to jump to dunk? After couple of matches id again kill some more, after all i should be evil?

4. Id return to my crown, with all the gifts from azeroth, and built it into WCSMFLG. World Center Shopping Mall For Little Girls.

5. Id stop the massive lagg on blizzard HQ. I am not that strong after all, u never know what others did whille i was away. Then i would make game 1 more amazing, and worth playing. Well, 2 bad that u cant use Hearth stone anymore, and some portals would wear tags, Under Repairs. Then i would drink beer, and watch little girls shop at my store. I used to be Arthas the nice once :D

The Lich King sighed and twisted his neck a bit.  It crackled and he sighed:  heavy is the head that wears the frozen helm.  A couple of icicles fell off and splintered onto the cast metal death’s-heads that adorned his equally creaky knees.  He thought idly, I really must get that armorer to make me a yeti fur-lined set next time … I’m developing a case of arthas-ritis.  He chuckled at himself mirthlessly.

Might as well get organized while I wait, he decided.  They were coming, without a doubt, by the thousands, the millions even.  They all wanted him dead.  He could hardly blame them, in a way, but the irony was, most of them didn’t care much about the death and destruction he had wrought on the land and its hapless citizens, the undead and the plagues he had loosed, the beautiful landscapes turned to barren frozen wastelands seething with ghastly diseased abominations.  They didn’t even necessarily care what happened to him personally after the battle.  Nah.  In the end, it was all about the loot. They wanted his armor, plain and simple. 

What they didn’t know, couldn’t know, was that he would have been happy to give it to them.  It was damned uncomfortable, heavy, cold and not particularly in fashion.  Seriously.  He’d read the latest issue of The Lich Bitch:  the locomotive cowcatcher look was passé.  And it chafed.  He’d developed a long-term rash as a result of months of wearing that get-up, and no amount of viscous oil seemed to relieve it.  But he had an image to maintain.  He was The Lich King, after all, and people expected him to look imposing.  And he had to admit, the armor set, though hideous, really did look pretty scary.  Scary was good, especially when he was anticipating having to fight large groups of enemies already armed to the teeth and fired up with a potent combination of zealotry, greed and boredom.

Ah well.  He fumbled in the pocket of his armor for his Happy Hare notepad and pen.  Plate with pockets?  It was a custom job, and to get what he wanted, he‘d had to withhold beer from the armorsmith, drunken little Ironforge dwarven freak that he was.  By the third day of  abstinence, the otherwise reluctant blacksmith broke down into inconsolable sobbing, and in exchange for a pint, eventually agreed to craft a custom suit of armor to Arthas’ exacting specifications.  Pockets.  Cool-looking skulls on every available surface.  Metal pants with a quick-release lever … he still lusted after Mother Shiraz, but that was so far away, so long ago … still, a guy could hope.  It paid to be prepared.

He found his notebook and pulled it out.  He liked Happy Hare’s attitude, and anyway, the Happy Hare pen was the only one he’d found that would write in subzero temperatures.  He flipped open the pale pink cover, which displayed Happy Hare smiling, saying in a friendly sort of way, “Screw you.” 

He found his list on page eight.  “To-Do List: Top Five.”

1. Take Mr. Bigglesworth to the vet for deworming.  He’s been hanging out in the Plague Quarter again.
2. Get the Flame Leviathan to the mechanical wash on Saturday.  For some reason, it’s always covered with oil.  Yech.
3. Send Curator a “thinking of you” card.  The menagerie doesn’t get many guests these days, I hear he’s considering filing Chapter 13.
4. Deal with my boy, Kel’Thuzad.  Get the dude some pants, or at least a different dress without slits up to “there”.  If he had legs, it would be so, so wrong.  KT, wtf is up with that?
5. Prepare my secret weapon for demoralizing the Alliance.  The Horde, they’re a tougher bunch, we’ll get to them later.  No, we’ll start with the weakest race, the humans, and upon their doomed and miserable psyches I will unleashed my cruelest, most maddening weapon of all!  Little do they know that my most maddening creation has been living amongst them these many years.  Already he has driven the Alliance to near-suicidal rage.  Time to take it up a notch.

Arthas sighed with satisfaction, indulged himself with a wicked chortle, and slipped the pen and notebook back into his pocket.  He motioned to a minion, a greenish dripping abomination in serious need of a tummy tuck, and bellowed, “Bring me … Topper McNabb!”

1. Find out how to harness the power of Jaina Proudmoore, having noticed that no matter who's fighting she can somehow step in and put a stop to it.  If I can harness her, I can have ALL THE POWER IN THE ... world... wait, didn't I date her?
2. Steal all the bunnies and manifest them into a force to be reckoned with, make them my NEW Undead army, because no one can resist the allure of cute, fluffy bunnies.  Especially if they explode into man-eating goo.
3. Find out a way to take off his helmet, because I'm thinking if I take it off, my face probably looks pretty wickedly badass now, all covered in maggots or something maybe, some bone showing.  You know, something like that... but sadly its been stuck to my head since I fell into that lake and it got frozen on...
4. ????
5. Profit Realise that deep beneath it all I'm a big fluffy bunny and if I don't stop my evil ways Blizzard's going to allow the whole of the World of Warcraft game into my stronghold to bring me down in some kind of lore-breaking raid-instance that will leave me dead and then who will terrorise the public, huh? Who will we have then? No one, that's who... :|

Well if I forged with Ner'Zhul and became The Lich King first off I'd petition for a name change to "The Lich God" just so that The Old God's would know who's boss. Of course the Old God's would still be deemd more powerful than me, but what the hell will C'thun say when I kick sand in his eye? "You're friends will betray you..."? No, he won't because before he can open up a mouth I'd shove my Frostmourne right on top of that sand. With that note, I must put on hand I would loot him.

For my second act of awesomeness, I would challenge Saurfang to a battle of ultimate-ocity of blood and gore of CHESS IN THE MIDDLE OF KARAZHAN! Who would win? Well neither of us, because that jackass Medivh would "cheat" and come out of nowhere and pwn us both. So then me and Saurfang would be resorted to playing checkers on the roof trying to stand Prince Malchazaar yelling "YOU FACE NOT MALCHAZAAR ALONE! BUT THE LEGIONS I COMMAND!" Then I'd take my Frostmourne and shove it in C'thun's eye again, then I'd shove it in Prince Malchazaars eye.

THIRD, which has to be in all caps, I would go to The Frozen Throne and then sit on it. When I am sitting on The Frozen Throne, I will take out a laptop and start playing The Frozen Throne while sitting on The Frozen Throne then play some DoTa. Then as I'm sitting on The Frozen Throne playing The Frozen Throne while playing DoTa I would then shove my Frosmourne in C'thuns eye again. After I am done shoving my Frostmourne in C'thuns eye for the 3rd time, I would go back to playing DoTa within this game of DoTa all I would be doing is spamming the chat with "I'm The Lich King, I spam whenever I want, I don't give a f**k, SPAM!"

For number four I would go to The Dark Portal, then steal it, you may be wondering why I would steal it, but the reason is simple, it's the ultimate flat screen TV that is going on my wall. While I am watching The Dark Portal and whatever is on it, I would then jump into it, within The Dark Portal Live I would find Illidan, res him, kill him loot him, and repeat. Also while I am one man raiding Black Temple I would do Sunwell at the same exact time. I'll shove Kil'Jaeden back into that giant toilet where he belongs. Don't forget about me shoving my Frostmourne into C'thun's eye in the middle of all this.

FIFTHICLES, yes that is a word, I would then go to Darkshore and remove that sword from the Old God theres head. After so his done he will awaken, then I will shove my Frostmourne into  C'thun's eye. After I am done eye shoving with C'thun I would shove my Frostmourne right into the Dark Shore Old God's skull. He will then be like "Wtf mayne, wut I eva do." Then I will be like "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" After those words are said jets will come out my feet and I will fly away. This is exactly what I would do if I forged with Ner'zhul.

DISCLAIMER: This is not a disclaimer, but if you have any problems understanding any of this mumble jumble then please feel free to think deeply about it upon reading it. Thank you for you patients and well understanding that this story has nothing to do with a dancing taco of magicalness.

1. I would Reanimate ALL dead bodies and have them destroy towns one at a time and reanimating until i rule the world.

2 I then would raise a horde of dragonkin and rude into battle and kill barney and the teletubbies (YUCK).

3 I would then all by myself seek out all the annoying kids,spammers, and especially the gold farmers!!!.

4 I would enslave alliance and make them defend me.

5 I would use the dead alliance's skulls for decor.

6 I then would play online games until my hands bleed.

7 Then when i get bored i will have the umtimate battle in the middle of ZG and i will come in on Saphirron and pwn their heads in with frostmourne and use there bodies to feed my worgs.

This is what i would do if i became the world's greatest Pwner..THE LICH KING!!!!