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If I was the Lich King
If I was the Lich King, first thing I would do is establish
a network of intelligent spies. Their orders would be to fill
me in on the hierarchy of my enemies, so that I may learn who is
worthwhile to watch. Examine the resources my enemies have, in
order to evaluate where and when to strike. Judge the strengths
of the most powerful guilds in order to see how many groups I need to
contend with. Reducing general morale will also be a primary
role. Lastly, they are to find who is unhappy with their
affiliation, so that I may find converts among the enemy.
My next step would be to infiltrate the most powerful
guilds. The infiltrators would be in charge of sowing
dissension in the ranks. Trying to get the guilds to break
apart into more manageable pieces. They would have to do this
without seeming to be the ones pulling the strings. By
corrupting others in the group, those corrupted will be the ones to
ferment jealously, hate, and fear. For this task, the spies
would have to be different from the undead at my command. Each
race would have it's spies. There would be no discrimination
based on race, sex, or looks. The more diverse the spy, the
better the chance of infiltration.
I would then train assassins for my next move. Their
targets would not be guild leaders, for we don't want martyrs, but
officers. These deaths would be made to look like anything but
on purpose. Accidental deaths will help in this. Making
officers disappear, then making a look a like join a guild that is
enemies with the previous one will sow more dissension.
Converting officers would be ideal, but those that the spies were
unable to deal with will need special attention. Even blackmail
to cause officers to leave a guild will dishearten enemies.
Toughen the weaker of my own forces. My enemies get
more powerful by destroying my forces. It seems that they like
to face my officers one at a time. Instead of doing the
obvious, and pairing them up, put them in teams of five. The
enemy likes to make teams of five. If they had to constantly
fight large groups of my most powerful officers, then they would
fall. It's only when they outnumber my officers, that I lose
people. Further, find a way to strengthen the normal aggressive
animals. Take the animals where my enemies trains new warriors,
enhance the animals, then release them back to the areas with the new
warriors.
Lastly, subvert the arena. Many small groups of
warriors get their best training through areas where they battle.
If the judges can be subverted, then the rules will become harsher.
Try to make it so that the weaker ones win more then the better
ones. Promote winners who use strategies that don't work on my
own minions to win. This will downplay strategies that have a
better chance of defeating my own forces. If possible, promote
strategies that defeat my demon enemies as well. For after I am
done with the Alliance and Horde, the demons will be my last threat.
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Sun, Apr 19 2009 3:24 PM
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t is all to clear that the Lick King is the most hated persona in
Azeroth history, but his power is far more potent the many know, If I
as a person could hold the power that Arthas has and BE him, the fist
thing i should do, NO, MUST do! I would ensure no one would stand in my
way, but perhaps find a good way to wash my hands of all the horror and
pain that i had caused, send a global message that I Arthas
Menethil/Ner'Zul would like to atone for what i have done i want peace,
and be at peace with every one.If that would fail I would directly
speak to the alliance, or the horde and promise to help them destroy
and enslave the other faction. In my mind i think the Horde may want to
take my offer, because they are the ones who suffered the least from
what I the "Lick King" have done, but perhaps they may not, The
Forsaken would against it very much, so would the blood elves, Thrall
would not trust me very much that is for sure.
So i would try to use the tactic employed by Kil'Jaden to have all
the factions fight each other and get the ones who hunger for power to
join me, bringing them to my ranks.
If all else fails I would make a escape plan, but I do not think
Arthas would do that sort of thing he would just destroy every one
become the king over all the world of the dead that he would create,
but I would flee and make a new begining for my self, maybe in Outland,
i would over take the Black temple with all my most stongest minions,
and rule over Outland, as a God good or bad, but seal off Outland and
keep it for my self.
I would then make Nagrad my "Special" place, for meditation and
other activities I enjoy and ofc build a huge monument to my self.
Other management plans would be:
A. Give a ultimatum to Shatheras for their surrender for the benefit of a small autonomy.
B.Make all the peoples of Outland willing slaves to my will.
C.Rebuild Void Reaver and make it my personal land rover, demolish and build what ever i wanted.
D.Turn the sewers or what you call em in Zangarmarsh into a training ground for a special minion.
But ofc make my self a giant dragon alive, and turn it into my personal serf,and use it to rule my new land for all time.
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Mon, Apr 20 2009 3:11 AM
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1. Being infamous has good advantages especially more so as Lich King. Telepathically sent undead minions to put posters at every inn to summon the heroes to come at my doorstep. Save the hassle of hunting them to convert them into undead.
2. Spreading plague is skill and effort. A full plaguelogy needed to fuel and sustain. Hence all minions should take routine baths in the diseased pools to strengthen their power.
3. Hire more instructors. Having Razuvious is not enough. To build more effective armies, more undead should rise and train become worthy death knights.
4. Parades. Swing the mighty Frostmourne in front of all minions to show who is the boss. It's good that as Lich King, I can telepathetically talk to all of my servants, saves the need to setup loudspeakers.
5. Issue a challenge to Kil'jaeden that his days are numbered. That's how the climb to the top is all about.
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Mon, Apr 20 2009 7:24 AM
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(1)To begin, after my five year nap (fusing with Ner'zhul takes the wind out of you) I'd bring myself up to date on the changes to the world. I'd utilize the Cult of the Damned as a scouting network and bring back information from around the world on this New Horde, Varian's disappearance and return, Jaina's growth into a capable leader, Illidan's demise, and the all-important reignition of the Sunwell. Having a knowledge of these events and my enemies' changes would be an important key to the sucess of my other plans.
(2)Following that, I'd hold a council of the liches risen in my service to both take stock of those who have avoided being destroyed and make sure that their plans are towards the same ends. (3)I would direct them to sow unrest through the armies of my enemies via constant fear-inducing attacks. The undead need not sleep, so constant midnight raids of ghouls and abominations on the colonies of the Alliance and Horde would be one of the many things I would direct my liches to carry out.
(4)In order to combat Tirion's cleansing of the Ashbringer and the defection of Darion's Death Knights, I would order my necromancers to scour the Western Plaugelands for the remains of Taelen Fordring. The resurrection of Tirion's son as a Death Knight would not only be a blow to the paladin's heart, but to his resolve. In order to prevent the redemption of Taelen I would steep him in the attrocities of the Scourge, having him lead my armies in the slaughter of Crusaders before finally setting him against his father.
(5)My final effort, which would be a little selfish, would be to find those of my vast undead legions who still had the mental capacity and dexterity to perform musically. After discovering those servants of mine and arming them with bass, drums, and guitar, I would challenge my former ggroup, L80ETC, to a winner-take-all battle of the bands to take place in the Courthyard of Bones. How dare they replace me with some dirty Blood Elf!
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If I were the Lich King.....play Wayne's World(C) flash back sound here...
The first thing I would do would be to call a meeting of all my major minions (aka bosses from instances). After I smack each of them in the back of the head and call it wall to wall counseling, I would start giving them some hints to stop getting killed every fricking week! First, just because one guy stands in front of you calling you names and taunting you with your momma jokes, IGNORE him....kill the face rolling warlock that's actually killing you. Sticks and stones DO break your bones, but words REALLY DON'T hurt you! It would probably also be helpful for them if they all weren't so anal about things. C'mon Sapphiron, do you REALLY have to fly up into the air EVERY 45 SECONDS?!?! /facepalm
The second thing I would do? That's pretty tough to think about what's #2 on my list. I really like gardens, but we all know some meddling horde or alliance would come tramping through it trying to get my sword without any thought to how much work I put into it. It's just not right that I slave all day long on my days off, tilling the soil, fertilizing it, and... uhmm, sorry. I didn't mean to digress. What was I saying? Oh yeah, the second thing I would do. I think I would move to a more warmer climate. All this melting snow is playing hell with my plate armor. EVERY single time I drop it off at the cleaners, that damn guy keeps telling me that Time is money friend.
The third thing I would do is take Frostmourne and plunge it deep into a rock. I would then make it so that only the rightful king could pull it out. Actually, that's a bad idea. Some kid might come along and find it and end up pulling it out and hurt themselves. I guess instead of that, I'll hide deep inside of a keep somewhere and put a bunch of new major minions in front of myself. Hopefully these idiots won't be as anal as the other idiots I had to "counsel" earlier. It's so hard to find good help these days! I just get this feeling that this will end up bad though.
The fourth thing is pretty easy to think about. I'd jump on the back of Sindragosa and buzz the tower! I'm such a maverick that way ya know? But, uhm.... can someone help me find the tower? Some guy keeps telling me the pattern is full, but not where to go. :(
Finally, I'd find the most powerful adversary in the world to fight for me. The forum troll! What's better than someone who's always right, knows more than anyone else, and best of all... even if you win an arguement with them, you still end up looking like a looser!
That's all I can think of for now. I gotta go drop this armor set off at the cleaners again. /sigh
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Mon, Apr 20 2009 10:26 AM
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I sit and study the odd letter i got from a goblin. It seems to be a contest notification, delayed by my laziness in checking my mail. "Hmmm. What would I do if I, and not Arthas, had become the Lich King..." I sit and begin to write.
"First things first. I would check the duration on the spells that were woven into the plague. The forsaken are a threat, as they hate me for having control of the undead, and hate the living for existing. I would want to improve the control length, until those enslaved were so used to me they they wouldn't notice freedom and would stay from expectation of that being life as they know it. i'd also be sure they get better... unliving... conditions. Happy workers are more productive workers, after all.
"Second. Assuming the timeline stays the same... WHY would i wait years to infiltrate and subvert the kingdoms and lands of Kalimdor, when i can raise the dead? There's graves all over from the wars. I would build my army as I go, not hide for years, THEN drop on them. I would make my presence known... but as a benign influence in the untamed north. Speaking of which... Space Heaters. I'm raising scourge, not icecubes.
"Third. Always start with subversion. Open trade, train my corpses to play nice with others, and act the part of servants, and traders, etc. Get people used to seeing the newly dead working and seeming safe, then invite the other leaders to a feast or something. make it a three day one. First day, normal, fun, songs, ale, dancing. Second day, same thing, Third day, infect the others with the plague, and send them home in my control. I mean, make sure they look normal, maybe contacts to hide the faint blue glow. Claim it's a spice after effect! Either way, send them back in my control, to indoctrinate their peoples to accept mine as normal.
"Fourth. Death knights. Watching Arthas, he made a big mistake there. Lies are BAD. If you lie to someone, and they find out, they always get pissy. Stick to the truths. It takes longer, but find out their darkest secrets, find out who they love. Make threats, persuade, but always be honest, so when the control is broken by a lapse in judgment and a paladin who should have died years ago... they still choose to serve, rather than lose what matters. Also, make a note to tie their power directly to myself, rather than having it tied to the runes. Then if they leve, they're stuck with mostly dead bodies lacking the runepowers. Never give your enemy your best weapon.
"Fifth. Get a better interior decorator. Public Image matters! I mean look at Zorqua. He is an imp, but he's got a website, an email, and all kinda of fancy duds. We've got to make the scourge look better. they're not mindless zombies, well ok, most of them are... but that's my point. Make it look like something you WANT. Make it look so good that children tested for the plague cry at coming up clean. Seriously, if we cleaned up the messes, and the public image, made better living conditions, and such... you're alive-ish. No more death, usually no pain. What's not to like? Ah well.
So. that's what I would do, if I had become the Lich King, and not the blond guy, Arthas. I mean, seriously. look how hes botched it up. Everyone wants to kill him. I'd have started so much differently... tis better to be loved and take over the world, then screw up and have the world want to kill you."
Smiling I fold the letter and send it back to the contest owners. I idly wonder whose ideas will win, and what others will think of. I suppose it's time to start subscribing to regular mailings that let me read more of these things.
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If I were the Lich King, the top five things on my priority list would be as follows. Firstly and foremost, I'd look into hiering a better armorsmith, Tier 8 is looking pretty badass, and, honestly, the guy I've got working making my gear isn't gonna cut it if Tier 9 is going to be the coolest thing end-game. Oh and let's not forget the set bonuses and game mechanics I'd have to consider, honestly, the number crunching is mind boggling! Death Knights are so OP, QQ, yeah whatever, of course they're over powered, I'd have MADE THEM. Honestly. Pfft.
Oh! Seondly, I'd have to consider my motive, this whole, ending the world thing is getting a little old. Illidan did it, C'Thun did it when we woke him, Onyxia and Deathwing were doing it (In more ways than one?)-- Honestly, I'd want a cooler motive then "LOOK GUYS! I'M GOING TO END THE WORLD NOW K BYE!" Drama queen much? Seriously. Maybe something about the horrible injustice done to me when I was only a Prince. Oooo or maybe something with that blondie, you know her, that Proudmoore girl? What's so Proud about that snooty-snot-nosed-- I digress. Anyway. Yes. Evil villany is cool, but it's ONLY cool when it's got a good reason.
Mmm, thirdly I'd make my harem. If Illidan can have his possy when he's a giant warglaive wilding mo-fo where the fel are mine?! I'm an attractive KING, come on, who can deny the heritage, sleek sexy armor-- ignore the spikes they're for the baddassery in bed. Deliciously evil mastermind seeks several young and attractive women to dote on his every needs, please have hair dye and wrinkle removing secrets. PST. Did I turn my diabolical mastermind plan into a personals add again? Fel-damnit!
Alright, think think. Fourthly, I think I'd crush King Wrynn into my soup. Honestly, don't you think that huge square jaw bone would make a great center piece of the table? And the story would be something to really bounce baby Jimmy on your knee to? Oh yes. Pompous, arrogant, know it all, why my Kingdom is twice as Awesome. That's like-- that's like INFINITY times Jania's little ditch hole Theramore. Who goes there anyway? Oh right, the Alliiance with their little raids on Ogrimarr. PFFFT. King Wrynn! I WILL CRUSH YOU!
Oh yes, right, a fifth thing to do. A Fifth thing. This-- this is tricky. Who really needs anything beyond that? Tier 9, check. Awesome motive, check. Harem, check. CRUSH KING WRYNN, Che--DOUBLE Check! What more could an evil mastermind possibly want? What more could I---... Is that a World of Warcraft book-- ALL about me? Really? And what's that? Curse.com is giving it away? Well then! I know what I would do fifth! I would take my massive scourge army, break your internet and steal your book-- afterall, what's a good mastermind withoug being a narcissist?
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What would I do if I were the Lich King to prevent those 12m ppl owning me?
Firstly, I would mind control some of the WoW population (Lich Kings can... it is true!), preferably bubblers. Then I would hold a grand PvP tournament (Waw! Would you look at that, just like the Argent Crusade is building, isn`t this strange?) so that the players are too busy owning each other instead of hunting me down.
Secondly, I would go to Ulduar and enslave Yogg-Saron. This will grant me immense assistance in the struggle. I wonder – how would he look like as undead.
Thirdly, I would hack into the beta-patch of my release and remove all achievements/epics associated with me. In addition I will make Hogger a world boss.
Fourthly, I would steal Jaina from Thrall and will complete the achievement “Sweet love on the Glacier”.
And fifth – I would hack into this contest trough the Curse client and make Azzuris win the book.
Simple, yet effective.
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Mon, Apr 20 2009 1:55 PM
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1. Weekly snowman building contests.
2. Implement fast food franchise throughout Northrend: The Burger Lich King
3. Runeforges will be replaced with floral arrangements.
4. Make-up with the scourge, (So we can play Secret Santa come the holidays)
5. All frost wyrms must wear tuxedos.
For far too long Northrend has been the cold, drab, lifeless
continent in Azeroth. By implementing weekly snowman building contests,
all who level in Northrend get to experience the most fun you can have
with snow, building a snowman. Obviously.
Also, The Burger Lich King restaurant franchise will setup eating
establishments all over Northrend. Instead of hunting down mages and
asking them to conjure food and water, why not stop in to try a
Frostmourne frosty or a burger wrapped in death coil-aluminum foil?
Such a cold drab place needs more flora. No need for runeforging,
every weapon now will have flowers, and when enemies are slain, daises
sprout from their corpses making Northrend the new place for picnics.
The Sylvanas/Lich King argument has gone on too long. If I were The
Lich King, I would send her a "Sorry-I-Murdered-You" card as well as a
get well soon (I'm sure being undead isn't pleasant). After we make up,
group activities such as water balloon fights and tug of war will
replace countless hours fighting.
And one final thing. Frost wyrms. They're too primitive. No clothes?
Really? We need to make Northrend the classiest continent. This is why
all frost wyrms will now be equipped with a tuxedo, top hat, and an
optional cane.
As you can see, by implementing these many rules as The Lich King, I
could turn the drab cold continent of Northrend into where the party's
at.
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Step 1: Get a new wardrobe. Spikey plate is SO last expansion. I'm thinking something in a nice fur-lined robe, maybe a matching crown that doesn't look like it could impale a man if I bow properly. It's all about image, and given my personal plan, I'm inclined to think the spikes are out and a much softer, friendlier Lich King is in. Frostmourne can stay; it's a good accessory with everything. Plus it sucks souls, which is a bonus. Hard for someone to contradict you when they're a zombie. Put the whole army of the dead thing to rest - at least for now. Liquidate holdings in Icecrown for step 2.
Step 2: Hire a PR guy. A really good one. Rebrand the whole Lich King image. Start a subtle campaign of general niceness. March - as a diplomatic envoy - towards Stormwind. Lay down arms and repent. Show I'm not a bad guy by <strike>kicking</strike> kissing babies and petting puppies. Beg and plead for a chance to show how cool I am. Donate insane amounts of time and effort to general social betterment. Show the orphans love. Upgrade the church. Get the people on my side. Spread rumors of general nastiness and unreliability of their current leadership.
Step 3: Arm the newly-founded underground revolution through a series of small companies and trust funds from different cities - none traceable to me, of course - and start some proper uprisings. Mayhem, murder and fun. Maintain a public face of sorrow and dismay at the coordinated attacks/monster attacks on settlements (which will also be done, of course, and none of them will be undead) and offer aid to those who are suffering. Never, ever be upstaged by the local law. Hamstring their work at relief whenever necessary.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit! By which I mean stage a complete takeover of all Alliance capitals simultaneously via a combination of subtle political manipulations and fantastic branding. I will be voted in by the sword as the people themselves overthrow their leaders and install me as their grand overlord. Then, of course, I march on the Outland, because it'd be easier to take than Horde forts. Plus, Naaru.
From there, I reawaken the army and add new people to it via those who died in various attacks, and SQUASH ALL OPPOSITION!
And then, I'll get a nice salami sandwich.
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Mon, Apr 20 2009 7:24 PM
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I Arthas, The ruler of all of Lands far and near now proclaim a new holiday!!!!
It is hereby stated, that upon midnight on the thirty first day of October "All Worlds Peace week" will be celebrated.
"ILLIDAN..... get yer scaly no good tail in here NOW!!!! (I should have dumped this blind,dumb ... long ago). Yess, yyayyess... King Arthas, how may I serve you? "Ilidan, I want you to scroll my newest proclamation into five scrolls with each having a floating, instant message delivery. Try to make good use of your powers and get five made NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!" ohhhhkkkkk Sir, right away sir.
(if I only had half my powers, that albino-lookin, pale... would be toast) Illidan worked dilligently through the night enscribing Five animated, and perfectly functioning scrolls with Arthas's personal message inside of them.
"Now that my scrolls are almost finished, I need to get the rest of my details in order". King Arthas, since joining forces with the worlds most powerful shaman was well on his way to throwing the most extrvagant party ever witnessed since the beginning of mankind. Ner'zhul:the most poweful shaman that ever lived, was now concealed inside the being who now stands as "Arthas the Frozen lich King". King Arthas now channeled every spell and power known in the existance of magic.
"ILLIDAN!!!!" Where are my scrolls??
("this guy has the patience of two mice tangling in a wool sock") Comminggg sir, just finsihed my lord. "Illidan, make the scrools ready for morning. I will deliver them myself!!!
The second thing Arthas did in his preparations was made 5 exact images of himself. His identical, fully functional clones would do his dirty work, while he stayed hidden safely away in his frozen hideaway. King Arthas third task was to cast a spell on every one of his delivery scrolls to allow him sight of every named reciever of his new message.
"ok, now for a place to host this partry of parties!, ahhh yess!! Ungoro Crater", King Arthas smiled widely, a perfect location for all to come. King Arthas immediatly teleported himself to the biggest hole in the ground he could think of. "This should do just fine", he said to himself. Arthas snapped his fingers and five thousand cloaked bards appeared upon the tar pits. King Arthas called upon his trusted Bard leader Smoodle. "Smoodle, I need you and your men to build me an arena of gold and lace'. (lace? what is this guy nuts?? lace he says, what a freakin dummy) "Yess My lord, right away sir"
It would only be a few weeks and his new arena would be completely finished, Arthas cast a spell of invisibility upon the tar pits and only the bards could see any signs of his elaborate project. King Arthas transformed himself into a black and gold Raven, as he flew into the night he dropped one of his orbs into a courier's deposit for the kings of Stormwind, Ironforge, Mekkatorque the king of gnomes, High Priestess Tyrande Whisperwind, and last but not least Thrall leader of the horde.
As the weeks flew by, The King Arthas arena was fully constructed,and ready to host the grandest ball of all. The fifth and final step is to confirm who will be be attending. King Arthas dressed all five of his exact images of himself into a jester's costume, and teleported each one to his invited guest's visiter lobby. He watched excitedly as all the invited guest's replied yes, and all would be in attendance.
October thirty first had finally come, King Arthas dressed in a baby blue robe, decended down into his fully packed arena, King Wrynn and Thrall were arm wrestling in the gardens, King Bronzebeard was teaching a few young horde children how to throw a powerful axe. Mekkatorque was playing tag with the young nightelves, and Holy-Hell, Lady Jaina Proudmore was the main attraction. She was the prized beauty who was gettin completely soaked in the dunk a croc wrestling contest. Arthas froze, what a body!!!
It was King Arthas,s turn, on the fastest catapult firing contest, as he stepped up onto the platform, he slipped and fell off the decking.
THUDDDD, what the hell? Arthas hit his head as he landed with a powerful crash. He slowly stepped up off the floor, "what the hell kind of dream was that? " he said to himself, me? throw a party? HAHAHAHAHAHA
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1. I would plant a tree, which shall be grown in the shadow of The World Tree. This tree will then start to wear socks, thus becoming the most popular tree of all time.
2. I'd most deffinetly start to eat my veggies, gnomes that is.
3. I'd then take the Deeprun Tram, because I want to see the look on everybody' face when the Alliance can see that I aren't technologically impaired..
4. The tree I planted has now grown into full size. It is now able to command a vastly superior army than mine. I would then eat the tree, because I don't want to be the underdog. However, Greenpeace finds out about this, so I eat them too.
5. I call Loken and I start to cry because Frostmourne is broken. The I.W.I.N button is missing, and the blade has snapped. All this made Ner'zhul greatly unhappy. Ner'zhul calls Walmart, but the customersupport is horrendous. We all start to cry which creates an evil Deluge. Everybody dies, but a cockroach which hid inside an instance. This cockroach was later known as the paladin Athene.
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Tue, Apr 21 2009 2:10 PM
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Well first i would begin by fortifying icecrown a bit more, hell arthas people are camping outside your door, LETS CLEANUP!!!
Second i would start my attacks on Dalaran with my frostwyrms, dalaran is to close for comfort imo.
Third i would begin raising more undead with the eastern kings and kalimdor respectivly and get the Alliances attention on them and not on my Citidal.
Forth i would begin anew with my plague, my last attack with the plague failed for the msot part, i would take a page from the forsaken and use their blight against the attackers in northrend!
Finally fifth........ I WIL MAKE A MONTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!!!!!!!
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1) First things first, If *I* was the lich king, the first thing I would do, RAISE THE MIGHTY ARMY OF BACON, A LONG LOST CIVILIZATION FROM DEEP UNDERGROUND! WITH IT'S GREASY PROWESS, NOTHING COULD STAND IN MY WAY! BWAH HHA HA--*cough* Ahem! Yea uh, anyways...
2) With the ability to raise undead, why wouldn't I kill all the Penguins in northrend, and raise them as miniature, cute warriors! How could anyone blast the little buggers that are trying to gnaw your feet off! :3
3) Okay, yea Arthas is a bum. Too lazy to do his own crap or get his act together. First of all, I'd just grab Kelthuzad, Anubarak, and every other scourge champion at northrend, and bumrush dalaran. Most of dalaran is too busy fishing in gutters or waiting for portals to open. Easy target.
4) I would masquerade around as Chuck Norris.
5) If all else fails, I will set up a nice little store in the corner of the Dalaran market, maybe sell lemonade or...mints and crap. I would just be known as "the retired evil guy". Gotta make a living somehow y'know *shrug*
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1: Fling the Cates of Icecrown Wide open. When the server Chashes from 12 million players flocking over, leave and set up shop in stormwind.
2: Get a better throne. I mean, A chuck of ice? Honestly?
3: Decimate the barrens and Raise Mankirk's wife as a raid boss.
4: Give my main a Frostwyrm Mount.
5: Drop a Giant Death and Decay over Dalaran, so I can walk through it lag-free for awhile.
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Wed, Apr 22 2009 3:46 PM
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Contest over! I'll be pming the winners for more details and make an official post on this in the next few days! Thanks everyone!
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