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"An analogy might be more appropriate for some people. Using WoWMatrix
to download addons is like splicing into your neighbors phone wires and
making long distance phone calls on his account."
@teek5449 - Your analogy is wrong in my opinion... I like this one better.
Kurkse built a house in a nice community full of happy people that liked all kinds of rare and unique foods. His buddy Willieface lived next to him. One day Kurkse said "Hey, I know some guys that make a lot of cool food. I'm a social butterfly too and I like to share all the latest gossip with my friends. If they bring their food here we can help pay for our expensive new houses we built by having my other buddies come and sell their widgets while people visit our houses!" Kurkse's friend Willieface said "Brilliant!"
So, the next day Kurkse invited all of his food making buddies over to his house. They like the idea also because they just want to share their tasty food with the community and they're proud of the work they put into making it. So they agree to share their food with the community in both Kurkse and Willieface's houses. Willieface said "Cool!"
On the following day the food making buddies bring their food over to Kurkse's house and display it in his kitchen. When they entered the house they met some other friends of Kurkse that were nice and wanted to try and sell them some widgets. All was well and the house was ready to be opened to the general public to come in a try some food. Kurkse put out a sign on his front lawn that said "Open house! Free food!". Passers-by stopped and tried the food and looked at Kurkse's house. "Nice house", they said as they ate the tasty food. Kurkse's buddies where busily handing out business cards and talking to the visitors as they were eating the food. One visitor exclaimed "This cheesecake is awesome!" They guy that made the cheesecake said "Thanks!" Another visitor said, "Hey! My cheesecake has a bug in it!" The cheesecake maker said, "Oh! I'm sorry, lemme fix that. Here's a new piece." "Mmmm..." said the visitor, "This is better."
Later on that day Kurkse's buddies gave him some money and said, "Wow, we made a lot of contacts and potential buyers for our widgets. Thanks for letting us use your house! Here's a little something for your effort." Kurkse took the money and paid for his house cleaning and lawn maintenence bills, and a little went into his savings account too. Willieface got some too and said, "Nice!"
A month or so passed and Kurkse's house became a popular place to hang out and visit and it was the talk of the community. Kurkse made some improvements to his house and even a special drive thru window that people could easily stop by and pick up their favorite foods. Kurkse's buddies were making contacts in the living room and his friends were getting popular for all the tasty food they were making. All was good and everyone was happy.
Then one day Kurkse got a new neighbor, Mattrex. Mattrex built a house behind Kurkse's place and his backyard adjoined Kurkse's. Mattrex visited Kurkse one day because he was hungry and wanted some free food. He had seen Kurkse's sign. Mattrex walked over to Kurkse's house thru his back yard and knocked on the door. Kurkse went to the back door thru the kitchen and met Mattrex. "Hey! Come on in and try some food!", said Kurkse. They shook hands and Mattrex walked to the kitchen and sampled the tasty food. "Wow this sure is tasty food." said Mattrex. "Ya, would you like to meet my buddies in the living room?", said Kurkse. "Nah, I gotta run. Thanks for the food." Kurkse waved goodbye to Mattrex and said "Stop by anytime!" Mattrex left thru the back door and crossed the backyard to his house. Matt visited Kurkse's house often after that.
Mattrex was working on his house one day and some friends of his came over to visit. One of Mattrex's friends said, "Hey man, I'm hungry where's your fridge?" Mattrex replied, "I don't have one, I just eat at Kurkse's house. He always has free food." "Cool, lets go get some food." "Sweet, do we have to go thru the living room?" "Nope!" Matt's friends walked across the backyard to Kurkse's house and opened the backdoor. They went into the kitchen and ate the food. Later when they were full they returned to Matt's house and talked. "That was cool. I'm glad we didn't have to talk to those buddies of Kurkse." "Ya, it's really easy to just get the food and go." Matt's friends were happy and they visited him more often after that because they liked the tasty food not to mention the fact that it was free.
Soon, Kurkse began to notice that his backyard was getting a worn walking path and someone had even trampled on his flowers. "Dang that Matt! His friends are always messing up my lawn!" Willieface looked at the lawn and flowers and said, "Dude...". Kurkse called his landscaper over to fix his lawn and replace the flowers. Kurkse had only been paying for lawn work on his front lawn, but now he had to pay money to have his backyard lawn fixed up too. Kurkse looked at Willieface with a worried look and said, "Is this happening to your backyard too?". Willieface nodded his head.
For a while Kurkse put up with Matt's friends and the additional money he was having to pay for the lawnwork. His friends were happy to share the food and he was still making decent money. He began to get complaints from his widget selling buddies that they weren't getting as many new contacts. Kurkse sat and thought about it and wrote a note to his neighbor Matt. "Dear Matt, Stop having your friends walk across my lawn.", he sent the note to Matt. Time passed but Matt didn't reply and his friends keep using the pathway. Eventually, the pathway was well worn and easy to see. It became quicker and easier than going thru the front door of Kurkse's house and more people were using the path from Matt's house than ever before.
The day before a special food eating holiday, Kurkse and Willieface met and discussed the situation. "Matt's house is becoming a real problem. We have to do something." Willieface nodded and said, "Ya!" Then Kurkse had a brainstorm! "I know! Let's build a fence!", shouted Kurkse. "Ya!", exclaimed Willieface. So that night Kurkse and Williface built a big wooden fence in their backyards. The fence was strong and was built to kept people from crossing thru their backyards from Matt's house. They stood back and admired their worked and then went off to prepare for next day's holiday.
On the day of the big holiday the food was all laid out and there was a lot of excitement in the air. Slowly people went to Kurkse and Willieface's houses and began the big feast! Lots of Kurkse's buddies showed up as they knew they would have a good chance to meet a lot of people and they could hopefully sell lots of widgets. Kurkse nodded at Willieface knowingly as people began to arrive. Meanwhile, Matts friends came in droves to the big feast but were shocked to see a big wooden fence blocking the way! Matts friend's shouted over the fence, "We want our free food! Let us in!" "No!" shouted Kurkse "You're stealing the food and it's costing me money!". "Ya!" shouted Willieface. Matt's friends shook their fists at Kurkse and Willieface, "The food is free and we don't want to get hounded by your buddies! This path is easier than going thru your front door!" "It's my house and I'll do what I want! I have to pay for the mess you made in my backyard! Just go thru the front door like everyone else!" There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth and it became hard to decern what was being said. Eventually the crowd dispursed and some people went thru the front door of Kurkse's house. Others grumbled and decided to use the special drive-thru window Kurkse had put in. "At least we don't have to talk to his friends", they said. Later they read a note that said there would be business cards handed out at the drive thru window soon. The sighed as they drove off with their tasty food. Still others went directly to the houses of the makers of their favorite dish. "What a pain. All this driving around sucks.", they said as they went around town gathering the tasty food.
A father consoled his son who was crying outside Mattrex's house. "Why can't I get some tasty food?!", cried the boy. "Well son, Kurkse and Willieface need to make money to pay for their houses and the path that Mattrex was using was making it expensive for them." explained the father. "But I thought it was free?" the boy said. "Not if it's coming from their houses. Don't worry son, a solution will present itself. It always does." The father patted his son on the back as they walked away.
[edited by: mlm430047 at 1:53 PM (GMT -6) on 16 Apr 2009]
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